Tree-Hugging Dirt Worship

March 17, 2012

Sky Worship Part Two: Terrible Sacrifice

Filed under: magic, science, Soapbox — Tags: , , , , , , , , — paragardener @ 4:51 pm

Sometimes I hear Christians, such as Alex Jones, criticizing Paganism because of its tradition of worshiping nature, even to the extreme of sacrificing humans. As if the history of Christianity  is anything to be unthinkingly proud of… Inquisitions, Crusades, blah, blah blah. We don’t sacrifice people anymore, and anyone who does so is way outside of neopagan norms!

Many people who believe in an ancient, magical worldview believe that you can harness the life force of a sacrificial victim to politely bribe a god. For instance, Christians believe that Jesus of Nazareth had to sacrifice himself, like a lamb, to save people from sin and Hellfire. Caribbean Santeria practitioners sacrifice chickens and so on in prayer, reflecting the traditions of their Pagan African ancestors (although they are Christians). The animals’ death-blood is received by a heavenly saint who, hopefully, grants favors.

I don’t believe that sacrificing some random chicken’s life gets you any favor with the gods (or saints). I think that most of you readers are with me on this — if not, I can respect our interesting differences. A chicken has its own feeble consciousness, and how can you really possess or own that to sacrifice it? When members of Yakuza (aka “The Japanese Mafia”) really offend their boss, they atone by performing Yubitsume, chopping off the last segment of their little finger at the knuckle. Now that’s  a sacrifice.

Well, if I need all my digits, and I can’t bleed out a chicken for Gaia or cast a virgin into the volcano, how am I then to worship nature? I do  believe that it’s a spiritual discipline to respect nature, learn to go with it, and avoid trampling on it for shallow or short-term purposes. I think that this attitude is also in line with rational activity and Christian belief.

Christians believe that God gave the Earth to people to “steward,” which means “take care of.” Even if God gave us the Earth as a gift for our own use, He would be pretty pissed off to see how we’ve been abusing that gift. Imagine, for instance, the God had given you a book. Would you tear pages out for kindling and toilet paper, or would you treat it carefully? Oh? How then is it okay to blow great big motherfracking holes in the crust of God’s Earth, mow forests down, or fail to recycle your batteries? (aside: when Rick Santorum says that we are to “wisely husband the Earth’s resources,” it makes me imagine the Earth as a battered wife.)

What I’m saying is that the natural world is sacred, as goddess incarnate, or God’s creation, or more simply as something full of wonders that supports our lives. And, the only sacrifice that does the world any good is to be more aware of the things around you and to try to take care of them better.

And so at last I come to my point: Shining lights into the sky and blotting out the stars is really, really blasphemous. Anyone who believes that God, um, separated the sky from the Earth with a “firmament,” or that there are celestial gods up there, or that human beings have the birthright to look upwards with wonder, has got to be with me on this one. Remember the scene in Roots, when Kunte Kinte’s dad hoists the baby up to face the starry sky, and says “Behold! The only thing greater than yourself!”? That scene would be pretty lame in most parts of the world today. “Behold! Those two fuzzy lights peeping out from behind the pollution are the only things greater than yourself, I guess.”

So here is the sacrifice demanded by God, Astarte Queen of Heaven, and human decency alike: don’t shine your lights into the night sky! Myself, I have an obnoxious 200- or 400-watt yard light, which my mate feels keeps the dogs safe when they are playing in the yard at night (this since the street light on the corner burned out). The temporary solution: I make sure to turn it off before bed. When the blinky sucker soon burns out, I’m going up a ladder to tear out the Metal Halide bulb’s ballast, put in a giant “compact” fluorescent bulb (energy savings) and stick a reflector or hood on it so that no light is directed upwards or straight out at the neighbors. This assuming I continue to lose the argument over the value of lighting up the back yard in the first place.

Basically, there is no sacrifice in cleaning up our “light pollution.” If you eliminate unneeded lights, wire lights to motion detectors, or direct light downwards, you are saving energy, thus money. You just have to summon up the human energy to do it.

For more information, you can check out the Dark Sky Society (free membership!) and International Dark-Sky Association. Organizations like this really help when things have to go beyond individual action, for instance, to help campaign for a city government to respect anti-light pollution principles with their street lights and municipal buildings. Recently, the Headlands, on Lake Michigan near the Straights of Mackinaw, was declared a Dark Sky Park, and more and more localities are adopting dark-sky legislation. More laws? Well, we don’t have any special right to blot out each others’ sky, do we? In any case, the Dark Sky people can provide you with the practical information about reducing your own light pollution.

All right, I’m done preaching and telling everybody how to live their lives. For today. Imagine, though, if the sky over your suburban home looked like this!

Image of the night sky above Paranal on 21 July 2007, taken by ESO astronomer Yuri Beletsky. A wide band of stars and dust clouds, spanning more than 100 degrees on the sky, is seen. This is the Milky Way, the Galaxy we belong to. At the centre of the image, two bright objects are visible. The brightest is the planet Jupiter, while the other is the star Antares. Three of the four 8.2-m telescopes forming ESO's VLT are seen, with a laser beaming out from Yepun, Unit Telescope number 4. The laser points directly at the Galactic Centre. Also visible are three of the 1.8-m Auxiliary Telescopes used for interferometry. They show small light beams which are diodes located on the domes. The exposure time is 5 minutes and because the tracking was made on the stars, the telescopes are slightly blurred. This image is from Wikimedia Commons, for "share and share alike" use.

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September 8, 2011

Flower-child Obama Overturns Civilization

I usually think of Obama as a middle-of-the-road, posable figurine of a President. Although he won a Nobel Peace Prize for being polite at least, he continues W Bush’s paranoid policies of kidnapping, torture, war and assassination. Lately he wants to talk about cutting social spending, Republican style. Washington Times columnist Jeffrey T Kuhner opened my eyes, though, to Obama’s secret plan to sweep away Judeo-Christian civilization and replace it with some kind of hypersexual utopia. Seriously! It all starts with birth control:

The administration is now contemplating forcing health insurance companies to provide free birth control – including the “morning-after” pill – as part of Obamacare. The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is seriously considering adding contraception to the list of services that must be fully covered by insurers without charging co-payments. HHS is expected to make its final decision before Aug. 1. In other words, Mr. Obama’s government-run health care system may easily include another monstrosity: mandating that taxpayers subsidize the “morning-after” pill.

Birth control for all? Morning-after pills available even when cash isn’t? Okay, so far, so good. (Btw, HHS indeed decided for free contraception. And as you can plainly see, my news-reading is way out of date.) Next, Kuhner explains how free birth control inevitably leads to hippie paradise:

Free birth control has nothing to do with “protecting women’s health.” Rather, it is about consolidating the sexual revolution. The post-1960s left has been at war with Christianity. Its aim is to erect a utopian socialist state – one built upon the rubble of Judeo-Christian civilization. In short, liberals want to create a world without God and sexual permissiveness is their battering ram. Promoting widespread contraception is essential to forging a pagan society based on consequence-free sex.

Far out, man! Who knew that Obama was trying to forge a Pagan-Socialist utopia? Ending Judeo-Christian civilization is quite the project, and who knew that it would be so easy? Free birth control –> lots of sex = utopia! In this brave new Pagan-Socialist world, not beholden to the patriarchal God, women would never be reduced to the role of baby-incubator-on-legs, so there might actually be some fringe benefits to women’s health. Free birth control is really the tipping point, though, that will wipe out 4,000 years of cultural baggage and allow a pure New Age to dawn:

The modern left understands one fundamental reality: Destroying Christianity destroys the culture and civilization it spawned. They are inextricably linked. This is why socialists, such as Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Saul Alinsky and George Soros, have championed militant anti-Christianity, free love, contraception and abortion. Smash the family and traditional morality and the economic system they gave birth to – capitalism – will come crashing down. This is the Marxist project: Sweep the Christian West into the dustbin of history.

So there you have it: from free family planning to ending the repressive moral codes of the Christian Right, to curbing to the swelling of humankind’s population, to ending the capitalist system of exploitation, and finally realizing Karl Marx’s dream of Pagan love-ins! Or something like that. Go Obama!

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